Say hello to my left kidney stone! This seemingly innocent chunk of minuscule ragged stone was captured today at approximately 2 pm. Authorities had been on the lookout for this stone ever since yesterday at about 6:30am, when it viciously attacked an innocent girl and robbed her of a perfectly lovely Friday and Saturday. Don't be fooled by its meager appearance, folks, this little guy is dangerous and can lay even the bravest of men flat on their backs. It has been detained and is being held for further investigation pending the return of my urologist from where-o-wherever he went this weekend.
My right kidney stone is still at large since it went missing last month during a tragically useless operation to have it removed. It is suspected that the right and left kidney stones have been in cahoots for some time, and now that the left stone has been captured, we are hopeful that the right stone will be stopped before any more harm can be done. The authorities are asking everyone to keep an eye out for my right kidney stone, as it may still be armed and dangerous.
5 comments:
Lol! Yay for Breanne!!!! Now we need to get the other one out!
Yay! One down! I loved your cute "press release" format. Thanks for keeping us up on it.
i'm so glad that you have detained at least one of the stones! here's to feeling better this week!
Awesome Bre! That's one down and one to go. Maybe we'll get lucky and the other kidney stone will slip up and get caught using a credit card at a Stop N' Shop outside Poughkeepsie.
Eeww! Can't anyone say GROSS! And "where" did you 'fish' it out of! Sick! Thats not a souvenier! Put it right back where you found it young lady, and let it be flushed away! sick sick sick!
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